Shopping!

Oh my God, town on Saturday was the greatest! Me and Merry went into town and it was the best shopping trip ever. Here are the highlights!

Highlight Number One.
[In H&M.]
Merry: Wow. There are those cool Snoopy pants!
Joy: Wow. They're nice!
Merry: I know. One for every day of the week! [turns them over] £5.99?!
Joy: [notices they're thongs but doesn't say anything]
Merry: Omigod, they're thongs! [throws them on the shelf and we run away]

Highlight Number Two.
[Still in H&M.]
Merry: And Sarah chose this blue starry vest for me.
Joy: I love it!!
Merry: [can't get it off rail]
Merry: It's stuck! [struggles and struggles, trashes the display, tugs and tugs]
Joy: [pees herself laughing]
Merry: OK - run away now!

Highlight Number Three.
[In Topshop.]
Joy: [looking at frilly panties] Cupcakes!
Merry: Where?! Wow, they're so cool. How much?
Joy: £4.
Merry: Wow. That's a lot.
Joy: Sh**. It's Miss Hussain!!
Merry: Where? Omigod! [we run away out of earshot] She looked awful!
Joy: Shabby!

Highlight Of The Day
[In Primark]
Looking at underwear, buying loads of boyshort panties for £1/£1.50.
Merry: Hmm... matching bra available!
Joy: [laughing]
Merry: Come on, Joy, it's the facts of life!
Joy: You sound like Mrs Manning! I have a great idea for our play [Not putting it on blog, it's secret! :p]
Merry: I hope Miss Hussain isn't stalking us. We're buying a load of pants!
Joy: That would be so pervy, her seeing what panties we wear!

Highlight Number 5
[In New Look]
Joy: Which bag shall I get? The black or the pink?
Merry: Ummm... I prefer black.
Joy: But they're all dirty.
Merry: I'll find a clean one. [nearly ruins rack pulling one out]
Joy: Ok. Don't worry. I don't want a recollection of the H&M Incident!
Merry: Ok. I'm gonna go look for shoes.
Joy: Oooh, which one?!?!?!
Merry: In a situation like this, use "Eeeny meeny miny mo."
Joy: Nooooo! Which one!! [gives up and goes and looks at shoes.]

The best shopping trip ever!!